So, it’s almost been a year since I have written anything for MaddowMania. Rest assured, my love for that sharp-tongued, liberal, flannel-donning policy wonk hasn’t ended, but to make a long story short, I had some shit to handle. However, I want to start back up now so I can cover an entire year of the clusterfuck of retarded known as the impending Presidential race. Just based on the way thinks look at present, this shit is gonna be FUN.
However, upon reflection, I realized compared to Hannah’s posts from when we started worshipping up in this piece, mine SUCK. Why? Because I don’t have pictures. I know that wasn’t my department when we started this, but MAN do they make a post. I can’t decide if this is because of our visual nature as people, or because of Maddow’s innate, intimidating beauty.
Oh, totally the latter.
Anywho, probably the most interesting part of the show last night, besides the crazy turkeys (seriously, look that up), was the hilarious assertion by the Republican party that they “don’t have time” to discuss the American Jobs Act. Why? Because limiting abortion is WAY more important. I think the funniest part for me was when a Republican actually had the nerve to say that the scariest place for a child in America is Planned Parenthood.
That’s funny, because I have been to Planned Parenthood, and there were children there. They seemed fine. They were even playing on a jungle gym.
Holy shit, that does look dangerous.
Anywho, silly Republicans aside, my personal favorite part of the episode was a tribute to Frank Kameny, civil rights hero, a trailblazer for the fight against Don’t Ask Don’t Tell by fighting discrimination of gays in the military, in 1957. Impressive, right? Not quite as impressive as this shirt Maddow was wearing when posing with Kameny.
After a google search and some thumbing, I saw Maddow wearing this shirt (or one like it) on Jay Leno! Seriously! Maddow, do me a solid and wear this shirt every day? I mean, it’s the least you can do for such a loyal fan. And the blue glasses? Nice touch. They can come too.